Acroamatic Security: Pocket Reference
A collection of short, bizarre, and esoteric stories that never happened. Keep it in mind.
A collection of short, bizarre, and esoteric stories that never happened. Keep it in mind.
Generally speaking, it's best to avoid delving into these arcane phenomena and leave such matters to the professionals. Engaging with them can cost you your sanity, your mind, or even your very self. These experiences are perilous, and only those with a firm grip on reality can fully grasp the horror they entail.
However, if you find yourself confronting horrors born from a madman's nightmares, keep your wits about you, stay vigilant, and don't expect any help. Should you manage to survive and resolve the situation, you might receive a job offer with a good salary, a flexible schedule, and an excellent dental plan.
Otherwise...
I would wish you farewell, but you will have been erased from existence and had never been born.
Generally speaking, it's best to avoid delving into these arcane phenomena and leave such matters to the professionals. Engaging with them can cost you your sanity, your mind, or even your very self. These experiences are perilous, and only those with a firm grip on reality can fully grasp the horror they entail.
However, if you find yourself confronting horrors born from a madman's nightmares, keep your wits about you, stay vigilant, and don't expect any help. Should you manage to survive and resolve the situation, you might receive a job offer with a good salary, a flexible schedule, and an excellent dental plan.
Otherwise...
I would wish you farewell, but you will have been erased from existence and had never been born.